Thursday 27 December 2012

Confessions of a Hobbit-aholic


Warning: Spoilers!
The Hobbit movie finally came out in Australia on Boxing day, and I went. It was an event I had been anticipating for months, with fangirling dying cockroach hands being made at every trailer and mention. Frankly though, I was disappointed. Don't get me wrong; it was, as films go, exceptional. The acting, the score, the special effects the scenery (apart from non-moving clouds), the costumes, the shots, the all-round cinematography was, as demonstrated in The Lord of the Rings film, quite phenomenal. However, as film adaptions go, it  figuratively made me cry. The Hobbit is one of my favourite novels of all time, with a firmly cemented place in my top-ten. Semi-similarily, my favourite film of all time is, The Lord of the Rings- I must confess, I have yet to read ALL the books- with no preference of the three. I was horrified at the announcement that The Hobbit was to be made in three parts: I had no idea how it could be done well, and it turns out I was right.The Hobbit, unlike The Lord of the Rings, is not an epic. It is simply a happy little adventure tale about a lovable protagonist, with perhaps one or two undercurrents on the theme of greed and desire.  It's been padded out, altered and tried to be 'deepified'; thus turning it into a foolish parody of a brilliant novel. 
As promised, my third-hand copy of The Hobbit, which I inherited from my Grandparents, who owned it before they had kids. The covers are taped on and half the map is missing. I wouldn't trade it for anything, unless I could save someone's life with it.
The main positives of the film were: the cinematography, as previously mentioned;  the acting, with Martin Freeman as an excellent Bilbo, even if I did sometimes expect Benedict Cumberbatch to rock up and save the day; the intro, with beautiful links to The Lord of the Rings film and the first few lines of The Hobbit novel(albeit, changed ones); the Eagles being almost the only redemption for the end of the film; and, as expected, being able to stare at the gorgeousness of Kili for a fair bit of the film.

Negatives of the film included a vast majority of things, but I'll try to restrain myself. The entire section with Radagast was perhaps more suited to a child's film, as complete and utter comedy. He has a minor mention in The Lord of the Rings books, but does not appear at all in The Hobbit; oddly enough then, he does not appear at all in any of The Lord of the Rings films, but does have an utterly ridiculous and detrimental part in the film adaption of The Hobbit. The new sub-plot of the Orcs was completely unnecessary and ended up detracting.Necromancer? I know it's a small amount of sub-plot in the Hobbit, but do we really want another sub-plot not developed in the books to manifest itself in the films? The music, with throwbacks and repeats of The Lord of the Rings was pretty good, however The Lord of the Rings and Hobbit are from a separate set of films, and so I would have liked an entirely new soundtrack instead of the repeated theme of The Lord of the Rings and  eagle's theme. The bit with Saruman and Galadriel at Rivendell? Unexplained and unnecessary.

And finally, my most important question is simply: why? Why change it at all? Why make it into a film if you're not going to do a good job? Why not leave it as a happy little adventure tale, one a totally different scale toThe Lord of the Rings?

Final rating: 3 stars and it only gets that because of the beautiful cinematography. 

xx
Confession ( who apologises for a drastic change in what she normally writes and also for the huge blocky text!)

Monday 24 December 2012

Merry December!

I'm back! It must be some kind of record; two posts so close together!
Depending on what you believe: Cheerful Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Yippy Yule, Magnificent Malkh or noteworthy non-religious occasion!
I hope you all enjoy whatever you get up to and stay safe, with all the crazy traffic and eating that occurs as part of many celebrations around this time of year.
I didn't get Philosopher a gift, but I did find her a gif -awful pun intended- that will hopefully make her smile (or make her ovaries burst. Sorry any future Philosopher-lings):
She's probably already seen it, but you can't see a Leo gif too many times!

xxx,
Love Confession.

Thursday 20 December 2012

The Final Confession


So. Apparently the world is supposed to be ending today or something. If that's the case I'd just like to tell everyone that they're wonderful and someone loves them. If that's not the case then you all suck. Kidding! You're all wonderful. But it doesn't really matter because, I'm 100% positive the world is not going to end today, for various reasons:
1) Different time zones. Which one are we going with? 
2) Leap years weren't accounted for.
3) Scientifically, we've got a fair while to go before the world ends
4) Religiously, we're supposed to get all sorts of crazy signs of the coming of the Messiah before he actually comes. Stuff like dragons and kraken and boiling oceans. I think. Maybe.

Enjoy your last day on earth everyone!
xx
Confession
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P.P.S I tried to add 'The Final Countdown' as background music, but the technology was confusing so I ate gingerbread and cried in the fetal position instead.

Thursday 13 December 2012

Sunday 9 December 2012

Culinary Confessions

I know I said that I was taking a break sort of thing, but I felt like this was acceptable, albeit slightly weird :)
I'm a fairly easy going person in terms of most things, especially food, but there are some foods that I simply cannot (under)stand :

1) Waldorf Salad:
     It's weirdly creamy but bizarrely grainy. I like all the components individually but together they are really gross.


2) Cooked broccoli or asparagus:
    I love broccoli and asparagus, until they're cooked. I don't mind lightly steamed but cooking just ruins them.



3) Mayonnaise:
    'Cos everyone loves emulsified raw egg and oil.


4) Quiche:
    This is a bad one to dislike as, being vegetarian, a lot of people think to make it for me, which is a lovely action on their behalf; except I really really don't like it.


5) Peanuts:
    So this is really weird, but I actually detest peanuts! There's nothing about them that I like.

6) Cheesecake
    None of my friends can believe this, not even the one who dislikes mangoes. :o
 




The female parental unit fed me basically anything and everything that was edible, within healthy limits obviously, which is probably the reason I'm so unfussy. With the exception of meat, I will eat almost anything, even the things above if it's necessary out of politeness or extreme hunger.

Have a nice evening/morning/afternoon! Enjoy whatever you're doing, but don't do anything I wouldn't! (not that rules out a lot...)

xx Confession

P.S I sat down to make a friend a farewell card *sob* but then ten minutes later I suddenly found myself googling gifs of Honey Boo Boo child. Ahem.

P.P.S Next time, I might leave the computer illustration to Philosopher. What say you?

P.P.P.S I just suddenly got a rush of affection for any readers! So xxxxxx and lots of hugs and smiles laughing! I love you guy <3 ily times a bily! xx

Friday 7 December 2012

It's Philosophical

I may or may not be a part of the grammar police.

I know, I know. It's a shocking revelation to you all- and you're now going to spend the next half-hour searching through all my previous posts, just to pick out a wayward comma or a misspelled word so that you can brand me a big ol' hypocrite. But still, I do my best not to be too anal. I geddit. Nobody's perfect, everybody makes mistakes, blah blah acceptance blah. But something that makes me want to strangle a flying pig is misuse of the word 'it's'. No, seriously. IT'S so easy to master this sneaky little contraction, and yet no one seems to be able to get it right...

So you know what? I'm going to show you how... right now. Step onto my magical grammar carpet, ladies and gentlemen...
I can show you the woorrlldd... ♫ ♪
PS: Huuuuuggge props to Jason Mecier. Without his wonderful honey Boo Boo trash art, my cartoon would still be lacking a face. Sadly, I lack the personal artistic skills to create a realistic-looking person, so I used Mr Mecier's artwork as a base. I hope you don't mind. Please check out his wonderful website here.

Thursday 6 December 2012

Ciao Confessions

Hey guys! It's been a little bit longer than normal since I've provided something for you guys to read- i.e. more than a week- but it's going to be a little longer still. I'm struggling to write stuff about what I want to, in a way that I'm actually semi-happy with. What I write ends up being boring, unimaginative and not what I want others to read. I'm really sorry, but until I'm happy with what I'm writing you shan't be getting anything. :( Just think of me as being more of a Philosopher at the moment- irregular (but not in need of prunes) but really confident in what she does end up posting! I still love you and hope you all have a super exciting, happy year! If you celebrate it, Merry Christmas
xx
Confession