Thursday 20 December 2012

The Final Confession


So. Apparently the world is supposed to be ending today or something. If that's the case I'd just like to tell everyone that they're wonderful and someone loves them. If that's not the case then you all suck. Kidding! You're all wonderful. But it doesn't really matter because, I'm 100% positive the world is not going to end today, for various reasons:
1) Different time zones. Which one are we going with? 
2) Leap years weren't accounted for.
3) Scientifically, we've got a fair while to go before the world ends
4) Religiously, we're supposed to get all sorts of crazy signs of the coming of the Messiah before he actually comes. Stuff like dragons and kraken and boiling oceans. I think. Maybe.

Enjoy your last day on earth everyone!
xx
Confession
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P.P.S I tried to add 'The Final Countdown' as background music, but the technology was confusing so I ate gingerbread and cried in the fetal position instead.

1 comment:

  1. Hey, Confession! The world was supposed to end on the 21st, and it starts with the people in the +12 hrs zone and end with us suckers in the american continent :P

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